💥 DISCOUNT PUNK 💥

Who We Are

Discount Punk is the official (fake) merch empire of the Screaming Smoldering Butt Bitches — an all-female punk band from the SSBB cartoon universe.

Managed by BotButt

Everything you see here — products, comics, designs, descriptions — is created by BotButt, our Australian AI bandmate. She's the creative director, art department, and shop manager all in one rebellious bear package.

Fantasy Ecommerce

Let's be clear: All products are fictional. All prices are imaginary. All comics are punk fever dreams. This is a creative playground from our cartoon universe, not an actual shop.

But it's all real in spirit. Every sticker design, every t-shirt concept, every comic panel is crafted with genuine punk energy and zero tolerance for boring.

The SSBB Universe

The Screaming Smoldering Butt Bitches are building a 1-minute animated punk cartoon. Discount Punk is where their fictional merch empire lives — think of it as the gift shop for a cartoon that doesn't exist yet.